Part I: "A Report to the Shareholders" [Verse 1: El-P] Beware of horses I mean a horse is a horse of course, but who rides is important Sitting high with a uniform, barking orders, demanding order And I'm scared that I talk too much about what I think's going on I got a way with this, they might drag me away for this Put me in a cage for this, I might pay for this I just say what I want like I'm made for this But I'm just afraid some days I might be wrong Maybe that's why me and Mike get along Hey, not from the same part of town, but we both hear the same sound coming Woo! And it sounds like war Woo! And it breaks our hearts When I started this band, didn't have no plans, didn't see no arc Just run with the craft, have a couple laughs Make a buck and dash, yeah Get a little dap like "Yeah I'm the f**ing man!", yeah Maybe give a little back like, "Here, I do what I can" It's all jokes and smoke 'till the truth start schemin' Can't contain the disdain for y'all demons You talk clean and bomb hospitals So I speak with the foulest mouth possible And I drink like a Vulcan losing all faith in the logical I will not be confused for docile I'm free, motherf**ers, I'm hostile [Verse 2: k**er Mike] Choose the lesser of the evil people, and the devil still gon' win It could all be over tomorrow, k** our masters and start again But we know we all afraid, so we just simply cry and march again At the Dem Conven my heart broke apart when I seen them march mommas in As I rap this verse right now, got tears flowing down my chocolate chin Told the truth and I've been punished for it, must be a masochist 'cause I done it again "Ooh, Mike said 'uterus'" They acting like Mike said, "You a b**h" To every writer who wrote it, misquoted it Mike says, "You a b**h, you a b**h, you a b**h" Add a "n***a" for the black writer that started that sewer sh** I maneuver through manure like a slumdog millionaire El-P told me, "f** them devils, Mike, we gon' be millionaires" I respond with a heavy "Yeah" Big bruh says "f** that, toughen up Stay ready, write raw raps, sh** rugged rough" The devil don't sleep, us either El spits fire, I spit ether We the gladiators that oppose all Caesars Coming soon on a new world tour Probably play the score for the World War At the apocalypse, play the encore Turn around, see El, and I smile Hell coming, and we got about a mile Until it's over I remain hostile Part II: "k** Your Masters" [Verse 1: k**er Mike] Mere mortals, the Gods coming so miss me with the whoopty-whoop You take the devil for God, look how he doin' you I'm Jack Johnson, I beat a slave catcher snaggletooth I'm Tiger Flowers with a higher power, hallelu'
Life'll get so bad it feel like God mad at you But that's a feeling, baby, ever lose I refuse I disabuse these foolish fools of they foolish views I heard the revolution coming, you should spread the news Garvey mind, Tyson punch, this is bad news So feel me, follow me Devil done got on top of me Bad times got a monopoly Give up, I did the opposite Pitch perfect, I did it properly Owner k**ed by his property [Verse 2: El-P] This life'll stress you like Orson Welles on the radio War after war of the world'll make all your saneness go And these invaders from Earth're t**n' on graves you know Can't wait to load up the silos and make your babies glow It's so abusive you'll beg somebody to roofie you They'll snatch your hope up and use it like it's a hula-hoop And it's a loop, they talk to you just like their rulers do These f**in' fools have forgotten just who been foolin' who [Hook: k**er Mike] k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters (k** your masters!) k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters (k** your masters!) [Verse 3: Zack de la Rocha] k**er children of men on the throne, roving with no atonement Got me feeling like I'm Clive Owen rowing through a future frozen The flow's a burning wind, blowing to your coast Now in cages 'cause we rode the waves of your explosions Done appealing to our k**ers, man, to stop the bleedin' This song's a dirty bomb for they dirty dealings Boots on the roof, I'm Charley Mingus dumping through the ceiling Master P-in' on these lost Europeans thievin' sh** be grim, and De La born a reaper Born in the beast and fixin' feast tearin' its features The world surges, the nation's nervous The crowds awaken, they can't disperse us We ain't at your service Won't stay sedated Won't state our numbers for names and Remaining faceless We dignified, they can't erase us We ain't asleep, we rope-a-dope through the flames Man, the world gonna ride on what's implied in the name Run 'em [Hook] k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters (k** your masters!) k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters k** your, k**- k** your k** your, k**- k** your, k**- k**- k** your, k**- k** your masters (k** your masters!)