[JONAH]
The Gallifrey cruisers and the dudes of Arrakis
They all leave us alone, 'cause they know what the facts is
Got four fusion chambers and a tachyon pool
And a cherry pair o' flux chillers keepin' it cool
On the Kessel Run
[TOM AND CROW]
Yeah, nobody can touch her
[JONAH]
Let me be the Picard
[TOM AND CROW]
To your Beverly Crusher
[JONAH]
The gangway is extended
[TOM AND CROW]
And we're ready to go!
[JONAH]
Won't you come along, baby, in my UFO
[TOM AND CROW]
Surely no danger gettin' in a stranger's UFO!
[JONAH]
She looks like a kittycat but rides like an ace
Serenity and Slave I can't keep the pace
[TOM AND CROW]
Whitley Strieber and Roy Neary gonna join in the race
[JONAH]
Yeah my UFO's the coolest GTO in space!
From Altair IV
[TOM AND CROW]
To New San Francisco
[JONAH]
We'll be catchin' gamma rays
[TOM AND CROW]
In my flying disco
[JONAH]
Bring your pointy gun thingy
[TOM AND CROW]
And Tom and Crow!
[JONAH]
Yeah, wontcha come along, baby, in my UFO
[TOM AND CROW]
Klaatu barada, Na-Nu Na-Nu, make it so
[JONAH, TOM AND CROW]
And climb into the side of a complete stranger's UFO