“Play Tony” You wanna play games? I'll play with you Some things are best kept to yourself. And this is probably one of them… Somebody oughta do something about those... those who*es [VERSE ONE] The name of the girl is Sada and When we go out, guess who's always paying If you guessed/guest me I'm on a piano in your Emba**y Suite If Sada was your guess You got no Marciano--Paul or Maurice What I'm saying is I'm paying every time we go eat So guessing me was guessing right I'm dropping 40 ducats every other f**ing night Like I'm dropping rhymes on this mic FYI: I won't be dropping anymore impolite F-bombs or another obscenity For that to be achieved I have to use my agility The same type used the day Sada gave away her virginity Then when we agreed to turn from one another and retreat Permanently Please let me speak Euphemistically She casually copulates with no regard of compatibility Within the eighteen months she had after me The number of people that she got with Is number of people I got with but multiplied by three See this wasn't supposed to be Another one of them rap songs Where a girlie gets dissed by me But since the events of last week Things have changed a little bit in my book Deliberate Dissociation Bring in the hook [Hook] You don't know me, but you probably owe me And if you're one of the ones You know I'm watching you closely You better be making payments on your debt Or I'll have you taking your pet to the vet And then I play Tony You don't know me, but you probably owe me And if you're one of the ones You know I'm watching you closely
You better be making payments on your debt Or I'll have you taking your pet to the vet And then I play Tony Play Tony, pl-pl-play Tony Play Tony, pl-pl-play Tony Play Tony, pl-pl-play Tony [VERSE TWO] You better be making payments on your debt Cause what a tragic upset It'd be for something to happen To that pretty little blue eyed brunette You call her Clementine, but her name is Yvette Naomi So homie heed my warning and don't make me play Tony When you make me do just that You sign away your nephew Into my contract Now I've gotta get in contact with your obese niece I don't come in peace I come with my piece I'm accustom to my pistol's combustion release Call me Paul Bunyan Why you wonder? Cause playing Tony turns your family tree into lumber Once you play Tony once Any fake phony fronts Your friends may have put up Now comes tumbling down Bringing truth to fruition all at once Like when a dietician explains malnutrition To a teen who just finished throwing up her lunch You shoulda had a hunch that my punch line Would have to intertwine With some kinda touchy subjects such as The TEC-9 from Columbine Staring down the barrel I see someone from dateline And I ain't aiming at the guy that got set up online I'm aiming at that fine, soon-to-be my concubine Whoa! I think I crossed my own line I never woulda believed antipathy Could ever come between my mind and me But since the events of last week Things have changed a lil bit in my book Deliberate Dissociation Bring in the hook [Hook] You wanna play rough? Say hello to my lil friend!!