I fell asleep on the stairs
I'd lost my keys, so it was just fair
I had been sitting on a chair
I met a sh**-head that didn't care
His mouth went: -Blablablablabla, you don't have no rights!
And I said: -Blablablablabla, have you got a light?
I had been on a midsummer party that was really nice
So ofcourse I had been drinking and ofcourse been telling lies with
M & H & C & M & M & some others
We ate potatoes and fish and laughed away all our bothers
We just sat outside and the clock was ticking
But when I got in the car my head started tickling
We hit a badger and put it to rest
I spilled the wine, yeah it was a mess
I had a mixtape and put it to the test
I played it loud and it was a success!!
And Lime sang: -Lalalalala, it's gonna be allright
-Lalalalala, allright tonight
This midsummer party never got really wild
Cause some kids came along and they were acting like a child
But me & M & H & C & M & M & the others
We ate potatoes and drank beer and threw away all our troubles
I sat it the middle of the road and the carlights were flashing
And when I got home I got caught for trespa**ing!