Matt Kelly won't kiss my friend Ca**andra Jessica won't play ball Mandy won't share her friend Miranda Doesn't anybody live at all? Amanda won't leave me empty-handed Got her number from the bathroom stall Brandy just brought way too much baggage And that sh** just gets old (Hey!) But I got a girl who can put on a show The dollar decides how far you can go with her She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go And she takes it off nice and slow 'Cause that's p**n star dancin' (Hey!) She don't play nice, she makes me beg And she drops that dress around her legs And I'm sittin' right by the stage For this p**n star dancin' (Hey!) Your body's lightin' up the room I want a naughty girl like you There's nothin' hotter than a Chad Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage But that's just not my style She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild, hey Matt But I know a place, where there's always a show The dollar decides how far you can go with her She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go And she takes it off nice and slow 'Cause that's p**n star dancin' (Hey!) She don't play nice, she makes me beg And she drops that dress around her legs And I'm sittin' right by the stage For this p**n star dancin' (Hey!) Your body's lightin' up the room I want a naughty girl like you Let's throw a party just for two You know those normal girls won't do She wraps those hands around that pole She licks those lips and off we go And she takes it off nice and slow 'Cause that's p**n star dancin' (Hey!) She don't play nice, she makes me beg And she drops that dress around her legs And I'm sittin' right by the stage For this p**n star dancin' (Hey!)