Got to work this morning with a trashcan head
Felt so good last night but now I'm going mad
The secretary says good morning and crosses her legs
I don't even answer just wave my hand
Cause I got beer in my veins
Yeah I got beer in my brain
When I'm drinking wine it makes me wanna cry
When I drink a beer I raise my hands up to the sky
When I'm finally drunk all the girls look so fine
But when the morning comes I just wanna dieMy boss comes over and starts giving me sh**
I ain't listening I don't care a bit
I told her not to put me to work this shift
But she needs me around to make her life complete
But I... chorus
Shove that phone up your f*cking nose
I ain't here no matter just who calls
Get those papers outta the f*cking way
I don't like it here anyway
Cause I... etc
And it drives me insane