I work at the 7-11
That's how I get all my pay
Sometimes I work all the night
Sometimes I work all the day
I sell junk to all of my friends
I sell almost everything
Pizza pies and chicken pies
Even eraseable pens
I'm just an average guy
Every day I risk my life
Please don't
k** me tonight
There's only a twenty in the register
Alright?
Strange things happen to me every day
My boss says, you just learn to say
All I do is wait and wait and pray
"Will I make it through another hectic day?"
Every hour I supersceme my life
My parents wondering if I was raised up right
I got three cameras to film the bloody sight
Of people who may just murder me tonight
I'm just an average guy
Every day I risk my life
Please don't
k** me tonight
There's just a twenty in the register
Alright?
My work also has its benefits
I get to watch people all that they can fit
Into their coats and pockets with hand
Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man
Cokes, jelly beans and bagels so right
Eating packs of chewing gum all through the night
Six more hours and the sun will rise
I'm just an average man who wants to survive
I'm just an average guy
Every day I risk my life
Please don't
k** me tonight
There's just a twenty in the register
Alright?