(Spoken) Hi, my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's my name. Don't wear it out. I'm the one-and-only great John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. There's nobody else than me. I'm special. JJJS: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's me! Through and through! Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt." Girl: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's my name too. Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt." Girl: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's my name too. Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
Girl and JJJS: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's my name too. Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt." JJJS (spoken): What's my mother gonna say? I thought I was the one-and-only great John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and you say you're name's that... that too. I don't understand. MOM!?!? WHAT HAPPENED!?!?! Girl and JJJS: Whenever I go out, the people always shout there goes. Girl: John Jacob Jingleheimer Boy: John Jacob Jingleheimer. Girl and JJJS: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.