I can tell what's going to happen
If we sit too long
Where the light's too dim and the drink's too strong
We'll hear the song
But we'll have to say no thanks
We ain't too old yet
Honey let's get up and dance
We can waltz we can tango
We can mambo we can hop
We can monkey we can swim
We can stroll and we can slop
We can move to the jingle
Of the change that's in my pants
No we ain't too old yet
Honey let's get up and dance
The room's full of people
And they look beat down
Bloodhound eyes, drinkin' clowns
Too many people, too little chance it scares me to d**h
Honey let's get up and dance
We can wear out these chairs
Have nothin' but our names
We can tell someone our troubles
But we'll have 'em just the same
You can read all about it in a book
Or you can take a chance
No we ain't too old yet
Honey let's get up and dance