[Waiter] Hey yo Sam don't that look like the MOOK n***a right there man?
[Man #2] What Mook? Smack DVD Mook?
[Waiter] Yeah man... the Ryan Howard- looking n***a man
The battle rapper looking n***a man
[Man #2] The funny face n***a with [stutters]
That Mook?
[Waiter] Listen man [?] I got this n***a man
[Waiter] Good evening ladies and gentlemen may I take your order?
[Murder Mook] Yeah... Um... I would like the... uhh, the lamb chops with the uhh, steamed vegetables and she gon have whatever she having
[Woman] I'm gonna have the Shrimp Panang
[Waiter] Alright so that the um... lamb chops with the steamed vegetable and she'll be having the shrimp panang
[Woman] hhmmhhm
[Mook] Yep yep
[Waiter] Alright then I'll be back with your order later
[Mook] Ok then, no problem, no problem
[waiter] And um... excuse me, let me ask you another question. Um... Do you need some water
[Mook] Naah, naah. I'm good
[waiter] You [stutters] You [?] for the border
[Mook] What??
[Waiter] I'll put so many plates on this table, this sh** look like a hoarder
[Mook] What??
[Waiter] Man I'll put clips, pop, sh**, drops, shrimp alfredo n***a... I'm Mark anthony n***a. What the f** I look like, J. Lo?
[Mook in the background] What are you doing? What the f** is going on? Hold up [x4]
[Waiter in the background] n***a this is Harlem
[Mook] Baby, Baby let's get outa here. Aite, aite fam... let's get outa here
[Man #2] Yow you got at that n***a though son?
[Waiter] Man I just k**ed that n***a man… word to these dinner plates man
[Man #2] Had to roast that n***a man
[Waiter] Man, like a turkey on thanksgiving
[Mook] Welcome to my life