Miss Piggy:
Kermie,
I've Get No Kermie,
Isn't a Wermie?
I Want Kermie To Be Friendly,
I've Get No Kermie, His Nickname, Oh,
Kermie,
I Love Him So,
I Diddn't Find Kermie, But I Did,
So I Love Him So......
I Do, I've Get No Kerm!
Gonzo:
Kerm,
I've Get No Kerm,
Isn't A Werm?
Jamesha Will Call Kermit the Frog,
He'll Be Back,
I Know Jamesha Kissed Kermit,
But I Love Him,
Kerm, Kerm, Kerm, Kerm, Kerm, Kerm, Yeah!
Kerm,
I've Get Any Kermit the Frog,
Kerm,
Kermit's Nickname Song!
[Jamesha Beard Kissed Kermit the Frog.]