[Verse 1]
If I live to see tomorrow
That tomorrow better be polite
Ive spent my life in darkness, Im begging for some bright
Im ready for the light
Lime
Ive left my coat and umbrella behind
I told the weatherman
Please, let the weather shine
Or get ready for a milkshake, Nick Cage
Let him breath, or let him slide
Let it be or let him die
Paul
Live and let die like Lennon in the Rye
By Salinger and Chapman
Dakota
Dead inside
Ive said it all before, though Ive never said it twice
Ive never said it twice
Ive never said it twice
Im the devil in disguise and its been one hell of a life
Im the one who fed the fire
The one who fanned the flames
The one who had the balls to get a canvas to stain
And splash that Motherf**er like Jackson with paint
Im Pollock on a beat bleeding pa**ion and pain
They laughing at my face
They jabbing at my weight
Like Im some clown slipping on banana peels
My face aint a target for your coconut cream
Your low self-esteems so obvious
All because youre nobody
Tippy-toe
Napoleons heels
Dynamite or Bonaparte
You see, the truth is
Were a couple globes apart
And on mine I represent the broken hearted
While youre alone on yours
, A solo artist
Disrespect Me on a youtube comment board
But get used to the face on your monitor
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
But I aint no motherf**ing Commodore
f** s** appeal
I dont know how to sell
Im a writer trying to write my mind out of hell
Without a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
f** a novelty to get the world to follow me
Ive penned magic but havent seen a penny paid
Raps Lennon trying to pen a Penny Lane
Very strange
I stumbled over every shake
My road traveled is bumpier than Lemmys face
Three years spent spitting lyrics written for
Listeners sick of all the piss poor spitters forced
Throat down
Trying to multiply my three years worth
Of listeners by a million more in my forth
Im not stupid
Im never making Puffy ends
But underground groups generate a couple Ms
And I wanna see five before my f**ing end
I dont want to die and be discovered then
And go from four albums loved by a dozen fans
To another million jumping on my bandwagon
Screaming
D was the f**ing man!
Loud enough for Spin Magazine to hear
And maybe spare me some f**ing press
Then my money hungry sister and her husband can
Slander me on paper and publish it
f**ing pig
And every dream seller with their false promises
Can kneel before my coffin and s** my dick
So
If I live to see tomorrow
That tomorrow better be polite
Ive spent my life in darkness, Im begging for some bright
Im ready for the light
Lime
Ive left my coat and umbrella behind
I love you all
So take Jonestown
Take it all
Take my catalogue
I dont want your cash
Just listen to the words
Thats all I ask
Im tired of writing for the walls and my starving cats
Im sick of being overlooked by these f**s scared to think
And dont get my references
So they call me wack
Im not skinny and I wear gla**es
Im not Slim
So they choose not to listen and call me fat
Just heard the new Adele record
That records great
But have you seen Adele?
Shes f**ing fat!
Beth Dittos new solo records coming
I heard the snippets
Too bad shes so f**ing fat
Philip Seymour Hoffmans brilliant in his new picture
But, who cares?
Hes f**ing fat!
What the f**s with that?
See, the difference is you look like Fozzy Bear Flame
And I, Jonah Hill
But I can f**ing rap
So when the bullets in my brain
And the ambulance arrives
To load me in their truck, in a body bag
And the story's on Exclaim and ChartAttack
With a photograph of me in a plague doctors mask
And Kaplan says
He gave it all away, cuz the music was all he had
Yeah
So If I live to see tomorrow
That tomorrow better be polite
Ive spent my life in darkness, Im begging for some bright
Im ready for the light