I'm walking slowly down the street
Trying to find some piece of mind
I realize I am being followed
By a f**ing mime
He starts to follow my every move
Mimic my footsteps and walking style
I turn around then he looks away
And puts on this annoying smile
I laugh for myself, then approach him slowly
Want to make sure he stops following me
I'm usually a nice and friendly guy
But hey, he picked the wrong f**ing day
I grab him by his throat
And shout into his face
"Get a f**ing life you sh**
Pathetic human disgrace"
He doesn't seem to bother
Provokes me even more
Decides to do a whiny face
He should have stopped before
At 4 pm I went to lunch
At the chinese fast food place
Bad day at work, I was feeling down
I wanted to get away
I got up and left the restaurant
Agitation brewing deep inside
I was heading home to take a rest
But then I met that f**ing mime
Threw him to the ground
And step onto his back
My rage is at its prime
Say hello to a fullblown attack
I grab his legs and pull
Twisting with inhuman strength
They snap and fall apart
Decreasing his body length
Now he mimes no more
Now he mimes no more
Mutilated mime