[Intro - 'Big Worm' talking]
Yeah that's cool
Er, everything closed so we just
We might as well just go straight to the hotel
And just get some rest
Let me slide this dick up on in ya
[Verse 1]
[Ice Cube]
If I was f**ing you right about now
You'd have a dick stuck in you (yeah)
Have to go brag to your f**ing crew
On how this rap n***a dick you down
Tenderized them guts and didn't have to kick you down
Who this b**h n***a wit' you now?
Do we know about your X-files?
And your s** styles?
And all the n***as that you think about f**ing
And the sh** you know you really wanna do when we buzzin' (hahaha)
[K-Mac]
If I was f**ing you, sh**, it'd be like drama (yeah)
And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright
You're cute as f**, plus that a** is tight (hype)
Get the f** on 'fore these n***as start to fight
I can see it in your eyes, you wanna f** tonight
Give head and everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
Gave it up to me, a gangsta, after the club
[Mr. Short Khop]
If I was f**ing you, I'd be pakin the piss
The horny weight dick gettin' laid is for chips
b**h I'm tryina' make grips
Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
Hin the gin and juice the mix
No time to pause, gots to drop draws
Prep though a a**-spanking', breakin' down walls
With tactics, n***a used two prophylactics (double-up)
Hit the twat chopper style
Bang it up back (echo)
[Hook]
If I was f**ing you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on
[Verse 2]
[Ice Cube]
If I was f**ing you, you'd be like f** everybody
Cube, this p**y yours
Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
Doin' chores for a n***a
Open doors for a n***a
Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a n***a
At the motelly, got you on your belly
In come morcelli
n***as calling K-Mac, b**hes calling Kelly
Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli, hit the lights
So we can try to reform these potential dykes
[K-Mac]
If I was f**ing you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)
Buying n***a sh**, that you don't even know (mm)
Credit card maxed-out
Bank account tapped-out
Writin' bad cheques (hahaha)
When I call you break your neck
You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy
Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
These buster-a** n***as make the sh** so easy
(He was f**ing me?) for sheazy
[Mr. Short Khop]
If I was f**ing you, I'd let the homies f** too
Run up in the guts, bust nuts and we're through
Have you fiendin'
Cooch screamin, needin' cleanin'
Creamin', tag-teamin', s**in' semen
Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
With video footage of you giving n***a scully (got you)
Hold it till you choked off the b**h then got gut
And roll one to smoke, grab my sh** and shake my spot
[Hook]
[Outro]
['Big Worm' talking]
Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha
Ango urgin', probably be vomiting dick for a week though
s**in' on semen, hahahahahahah...
Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it