Mr Joker…
Tip top lage tu, tera zero figure
Teri yeh body high watt ke woofer
Dhamm dhamm baje bade tere do speaker
Akele ghar na jaaya karo baby tum peekar (x2)
Ladki chaahiye chaahe gori ho ya kaali
Tu na pategi to banegi meri saali
Maana teri gaadi chaar chhallon waali Audi
Lekin mere paas padi baby char Ferrari!
Oh meri rani.. rani, rani
Oh meri rani.. rani, rani
Oh meri rani tu abhi anjaani
Pee maine piya hai har ghaat ka paani, paani
Na main koyi Tata-Birla, na Ambani
Par Mr Joker naam yeh kaafi
Aah, baaki main lunga sambhaal
Aaja mere naal yeh hai life tu sawaal
Hazaar kya hote husn ke bazaar
Par tere jaisi nahi dekhi koyi maal
Badle mein le le UP-Bihar
Par ik chumma tu de de udhaar
Aage ka set karle plan, chal tu Delhi
Wahan pe dikhaun apna Qutub Minar
Mr Joker…
Liquor, liquor, tum aur teri sister
Khuss-phuss karti kaano me, karti ho whisper
Kis par aaj karoon main shikar
Uss par aaj dikhayega picture
Na na na… woh kone wala mister
Shakal se jo lag raha minister
Jisne ghos rakhi hai badi wali pistol
Jaake garam karte hain uska bistar
Tip top lage tu, tera zero figure
Teri yeh body high watt ke woofer
Dhamm dhamm baje bade tere do speaker
Akele ghar na jaaya karo baby tum peekar