There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you
'Cuz I'm pottie, trained like a great dane
Have a nice day
Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies
A pile of sh** dressed up to appetize
The main course, degradation a la mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady
I'm a fountain of love like Christ
So shower in the golden j**elry of my balls
Eagerly you s** it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole
Turbulent, whirlpool
Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T that rhymes with D
That stands for derrire
To bark for me and keep me company
You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt
You're my puppy
Bend over and lick yourself
And when you sleep, I'm sitting on your chest
Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta do, do
Doggie b**h, let me drill my own hole
I don't need a seed to grow my dick weed
I'm the one you want, the one you get
sh** s**ing, bu*t f**ing nerd
I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist
I sh**, you eat my poop, you sh**, I eat your poop
I sh**, an infinite push pull
Hedonism trading fours
You scratch my back I'll scratch yours
Incubus, succubus
Like Dick and Jane, the K9 method is f**ing insane
It's love, it's dog eat dog, eat dog
With a capital D that rhymes with tree
That stands for pee pee
Your knight in shining armor
Ain't no nice guy at all
I am the devil who's under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the quim
God is my tactic and nature's my game
Forget all your opinions, baby
Because I will always win, lesbian
The ritual, I urinate chivalry
Instinctual 'cuz I'm such a gentleman
You look so nice with your nose in the dirt