(Murray, then rest) Kick in the a**. Kick in the a**. Kick in the a**, it's coming. Kick in the a**, it's coming. (repeats) (All) That guy who's stealing my parking space (Murray) He gets a (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) A great big (All) kick in the a**. (All) That baggage handler playing with my suitcase (Murray) He'll get a (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) It's comin', (All) kick in the a**. (Mike) People telemarketing, calling during supper. (All) They should come visit and show me their face. (Murray) And get a (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) A great big (All) kick in the a**. (All) A kick in the a**. (Murray) It's coming. (All) Kick in the a**. (All) Someone's complaining that they got no hors d'oeuvres. (Murray) They'll get a (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) A great big (All) kick in the a**. (Mike) That guy! (All) That guy who wrote that book about the bell curve. (Murray) My hardest (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) It's comin' (All) kick in the a**. (Mike) Jugs of milk left in the fridge,
with only drops remaining. (All) I'll find who did it, they'll get what they deserve. (Dave) (get what they deserve) (Murray) A great big (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) That's right, a (All) kick in the a**. (vocal "kick in the a**, it's comin'" solo) (All) I dole out justice with the tip of my boot. (Dave) I'll kick ya! (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) It's comin' (All) kick in the a**. (Jian??) (All) It's got a logic that you just can't refute. (Dave) You just can't refute good (Murray) Commander (All) kick in the a**. (Murray) The king of (All) kick in the a**. (Mike) A trail of aching derrières next time they'll be more thoughtful. (All) They'll hunt me down and stop my fun at the root. (Murray) I'll get a (All) Kick in the a**. (Murray) Full circle (All) Kick in the a**. (Murray) Humungous (All) Kick in the a**. (Murray) Gigantic (All) Kick in the a**. Dooo... From the Liner: (Dave-vocals; Jian-vocals, drums; Mike-lead vocal; Murray-vocals)