{intro} Come on down the mountain where them boys... I don't care
(Verse 1)
Fashionably late
Dancing in my place
Laughing at the states like haha.. Wait
Everybody's fake
Until December 8th when they wake up and I don't know how to rhyme so, Yo!
Who be on the throne getting more dough than the dudes in the Dojo but
Don't deserve it all
I don't deserve to fall
Might fall to my knees
But then all the little girls would start copying me
I sent a chain letter like, who's hotter than me?
And ain't get no replies, so it's Pootie Tang or Plies
Booty in my eyes
Booty on my mind
3 lines mentioning booty, I win a prize
But honestly I only really want it from Mariah
And a couple million other chicks but they live in the sky
Brittany, she is fly
Serena is thee one, by night she be fighting off evil keeping us safe so...
(Hook x2) Oh--My God, it's my turn to go----
But I don't know---
Anything at all
(Verse 2)
Maybe I could pull some strings with this one
Maybe I don't need to sing on this one
Monica Morales flashes through my mind when my mom says that I should be a bishop
But I listened
What up church?
Roll up purp
If you need it, but pa** some to Jesus
When I said "Fashionably late"
I was referring to my blessings
Not how much time I waste when I am dressing
Got my Vans on..
No line to follow
I'll take a number 14 with the combo
Cause I'm tryna stay away from beef
But Pinky and Bella Reese keep chasing me
I know I am a geek but, lately
Sailor Moon can't stay away from me
With the way I be breaking these
Ever so patiently...
I guess this just a waste of a beat though
(Hook x2) Oh--My God, it's my turn to go----
But I don't know---
Anything at all
(sus bridge)
When I'm in the hood I hear...
When I'm on the block I hear...
I heard that out in Harlem it's like...
But when I'm on the toilet just...
When I'm in the hood I hear...
When I'm on the block I hear...
I heard that out in Compton it's like...
But when I'm on the toilet still...