Look at him grovel; humble, humble
Look at him smooch his way inside
Check out the styling; s***, s***
Starstruck enjoying every inch of the ride
He was a star star star
The power of ballads on formated dj's
The smell of the green as the units soar
Up with a bullet, down with the 'boppers
Safe in the knowledge that much needs more
He was a star star star
Go international; billboard, billboard
A&R chieftains with goldplated cards
Coked to the eyeballs; units, units
"lead 'em to water, these idiot bards"
The limeys adored him, and so did the frenchies,
Loved in the us and loved by the krauts
He was the greatest; shining, shining
Too bad the smack made his teeth fall out
He was a star star star
A star star star
He was a star star star star star