If I get emotional, slap me
If sentimental hour, comes creepin' up the alley
And tears would roll down from my eyes
The reason why it happens sometimes
Is not emotional
Not emotional
If I get hysterical, slap me
If I start breaking in doors
Or smashing in windows
There's one thing I want you to know
The reason why I'm doing so
Is not emotional
Not emotional
Not emotional
Yesterday I drove by, I don't know why
I saw you in the hall
Kissing a tall guy
The music is loud in my car
The reasons why I came here are
Not emotional
Not emotional
Not emotional
Not emotional
If I start to shiver if I start to fall
If I kneel, if I crawl
If I get nowhere nowhere at all
Wouldn't that be typical
If I beg for a miracle
If I start to shiver or start to fall
It's not emotional
Not emotional
Not emotional
If I get too curious, slap me
If I nose in your affairs
Or open your letters
There's one thing that I want you to know
The reason why I'm doing so
Is not emotional
Not emotional
Not emotional
Not emotional
I drove by
Not emotional
Not emotional
Not emotional