Don Juan Picaresque Wife beater vest Cold hand Ice man Warring cave man Well if this is what it takes to describe... I'm not a man Wheeler, dealer Mover, shaker Casanova Beefaroni A-ho but lonely Well if this is what it takes to describe... I'm not a man I'm not a man I'm something much bigger and better than A man Wise-a** Smart-a** Workaholic Thick-skinned Two-fisted hombre, olé Well if these are terms you'd use to describe... Oh, I'm shaking Look at me I'm quaking
True grit True blue k** crazy So very manly of you You are the soldier Who won't get much older You are the slow Joe Who signed up to go Wolf down Wolf down T-bone steak Wolf down Cancer of the prostate Ways to sit And of course Ways to stand I'm not a man I'm not a man No big fat locker room Hockey jock Laughing I'm not a man I'd never k** or eat an animal And I never would destroy this planet I'm on Well, what do you think I am? A man?