[Verse 1]
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
I am a man of means (of slender means)
Each household appliance
Is like a new science in my town
[Refrain]
And if the day came when I felt a
Natural emotion
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump
In the ocean
[Chorus]
And when a train goes by
It's such a sad sound
No...
It's such a sad thing
[Verse 2]
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
Every sensible child will know what this means
The poor and the needy
Are selfish and greedy on her terms
[Refrain]
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
And when I'm lying in my bed
I think about life
And I think about d**h
And neither one particularly appeals to me
[Refrain]
And if the day came when I felt a
Natural emotion
I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
In the middle of the street and die
I'd lie down and die