I got those measles, I got them mumps
Oh, I'm breaking out in goosebumps
I'm feeling kinda froggy, yes
And I'm fixin' to jump
Cause I can feel they must allow my head a ride
I feel like drinking gin instead of whiskey tonight
I'm drinking gin,
Instead of whiskey tonight
Well, I ain't happy and I sure ain't rich
I'ma get drunk and fall in a ditch
Well, tomorrow morning when I wake up
I'm gonna throw away my drinking cup
Cause I can feel they must allow my head a ride
I feel like drinking gin instead of whiskey tonight
I'm drinking gin,
Instead of whiskey tonight
Well, i feel mean and misunderstood
I'ma show my a** all o'er the neighborhood
I'm gonna raise hell, terrorizing some
Somebody gonna be calling 911
Cause I can feel they must allow my head a ride
I feel like drinking gin instead of whiskey tonight
I'm drinking gin,
Instead of whiskey tonight
Cause I can feel they must allow my head a ride
I feel like drinking gin instead of whiskey tonight
I'm drinking gin,
Instead of whiskey tonight