Say bud, I'm sorry to hear that your sister's ill
But could you buy me a drink for the one I just spilled?
Oh say Hank, how ya doin'? You still cleanin' pools?
Say bud, thanks for the drink
Hey, they got hot dog night down at the bar
Two dollars a shot, a buck PBR
A buck PBR? Two dollars a shot?
A buck PBR? I'm there
You got some dishes, you've got your sink
You've got your 'frigerator, got your A/C
But then you go out to the bar, you meet me
Hey bud, don't look away, I know you see me
Hey bud, yeah yeah it's me
Hey bud, how ya doin'? I heard your sister is ill
But can you buy me a drink for the one I just spilled?
Oh no? Okay well then
Oh hey Hank, hey Hank, you still cleanin' pools?
'Cause I thought about gettin' into the pool cleanin' business
But I heard it makes your skin covered in pink
Well, I know when I'm...
When someone says "no" it's okay
I'm over it, get out
I'm confused, it's not my fault is it?
I mean, I thought we were gettin' along just fine
But, I guess
Hank, Hank, where ya goin'?
f**, now everyone's leavin'
Now I'm f**ing all alone sittin' at the bar with no money
Nobody's my f**in' friend in this motherf**er
f**in' stuck on Decatur Street again
Hey you, oh I recognize that person
Hey you, yeah you, yeah yeah, hey what's up man? Hey
My clock's in your pocket, now don't waste my dime
Oh but, by the way, hey, you got some money to lend?
You can trust me, you see all the time
My clock's in your pocket, you ain't wastin' my dime, hey
I'm used to you, you're used to me
I seen you all kinda times there on Decatur Street
Oh say, I'll pretend
Hey, it's okay, I'll be your friend
Hey buy me a drink, yeah you, stop runnin' away
From me, I know I'm scary
You work for your money, so do I, I guess
Hey bud, thanks for the drink
I hope your sister stops droolin'
What was it she had? Sclerosis? Bulimia?
Well, that sounds a lot worse than what it was before
Hey Frank, I mean Hank, let's get outta here
Let's go down to the corner store and get some real beer
Let's each get a forty or two of St. Ives
Is it true that chlorine makes you break out in hives?
I don't like hives, I was starting to think about pool cleaning
But, hey Hank
I got you last week, I'll get you next time
Don't worry about it
Swear to you brother, I ain't got a time this time
I'm gonna get a paycheck, you know how I am
I get a paycheck every week, uh, every month
It's gonna work out, it worked out last month, didn't it?