DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every s**m is sacred.
Every s**m is great.
If a s**m is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every s**m is sacred.
Every s**m is great.
If a s**m is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each s**m that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every s**m is wanted.
Every s**m is good.
Every s**m is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every s**m is sacred.
Every s**m is great.
WOMEN:
If a s**m is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God gets quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every s**m is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every s**m is good.
NANNIES:
Every s**m is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every s**m is useful.
Every s**m is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's:
MOURNER #1:
Mine...
MOURNER #2:
And mine...
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUNS:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each s**m that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every s**m is sacred.
Every s**m is good.
Every s**m is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every s**m is sacred.
Every s**m is great.
If a s**m is wasted,
God gets quite irate.