DAD:
There are Jews in the world
There are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them
I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came
Because
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
If a s**m is wasted
God gets quite irate
CHILDREN:
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
If a s**m is wasted
God gets quite irate
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each s**m that can't be found
CHILDREN:
Every s**m is wanted
Every s**m is good
Every s**m is needed
In your neighbourhood
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
MEN:
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
WOMEN:
If a s**m is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God gets quite irate
PRIEST:
Every s**m is sacred
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every s**m is good
NANNIES:
Every s**m is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every s**m is useful
Every s**m is fine
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's:
MOURNER #1:
Mine...
MOURNER #2:
And mine...
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUNS:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each s**m that's spilt in vain
EVERYONE:
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is good
Every s**m is needed
In your neighbourhood
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
If a s**m is wasted
God gets quite irate