I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have bu*tered scones for tea (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papar (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...)