Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die Oh, brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid To be k**ed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out And his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis split and his... "That's... that's enough music for now, lads." Brave Sir Robin ran away (No!) Bravely ran away away (I didn't!) When danger reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled (No!) Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about (I didn't!) And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet (I never did!) He beat a very brave retreat (All lies!) Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! (I never!)