All the things that you wanted to achieve Money, fame, s**, everything more that life could give You've got in just one week, when they discovered you They turned a moron into a money making machine 'Cause every single day another stupid will become The New, "The Best" Your skin, your hair, your clothes, your car It doesn't look the same Nightmare's Freddy K. Now has a pretty, pretty face The girls they scream your name Waiting to have your baby The more money you get, the more you're beautiful to them 'Cause every single day another stupid will become The New, "The Best" When you got a fool that knows that he's a fool
Everything's OK, he knows there's nothing he can do But when you got a fool that thinks he's very smart My friend you better beware That's when the trouble starts That's the way it works, and you better learn 'Cause that will be like this until the world stops to turn But if you know someone as described in this song Don't think that's something personal Please don't get me wrong 'Cause every single day another stupid will become The New, "The Best" And every single day another girl will get laid with The New, "The Best" So tonight we'll pray that tomorrow we'll become The New, "The Best"