[Instrumental] [Verse 1] Brothers, never discount a Tuesday You'd better spring for a good hotel You got to keep the talent starry eyed, yeah If you wanna keep ringin' a bell, yeah It ain't no theory, it's the law, boy And while the dabblers keep douchin' around Old Eisenhower's got his candle lit, baby A couple hours 'fore he rolls into town [Pre-Chorus] Roll right into town Roll right into town Roll right into town [Chorus] Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah [Verse 2] I spend too much time chewin' bubblegum You 'bout to spoil your old appetite Well I just reach in the hole of my enthusiastic soul
And I show ‘em why they call me the creep How's about a little camp fire, ladies? What say we sing a few songs? We got music and mirth and we got peace on this earth And I'm certain we all can get along [Pre-Chorus] We all can get along We all can get along We all can get along [Bridge] Cynthia and Jerry's got a message they‘re sayin' All of you squares go home I say goddamn, I'm the luckiest man Come on and all sing along [Chorus] [Outro] Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby [Outro] x2