I want to be him
Want to be that guy
Who'll open your eye
In the morning
Spending all night
Within your embrace
You are the one to make me happy
Slapstick
Of course I love it
You know
The proof is solid
Slapstick
Becomes a habit
Until
You think about it
I want to be him
Want to be that guy
Who'll open your eye
In the morning
Spending all night
Within your embrace
You are the one to make me happy
Give me some more
I will tell you why
You re making me smile
And I like it
I enjoy the style
Of your masquerades
When I come home
You are always there
Slapstick
Of course I love it
You know
The proof is solid
Slapstick
Becomes a habit
Until
You think about it
I won't fall asleep
Without you near by
You always make time
When I am wasted
You are watching me eat
And you tell sweet lies
My frozen cheese melts
It's so tasty
Slapstick
Of course I love it
You know
The proof is solid
Slapstick
Becomes a habit
Until
You think about it
And now you want me to think
Pity I quickly get bored
So I get something to drink
And I can enjoy it more
Losing track of time
And all the stories you tell
Just keep me waiting for more
I know they will lead somewhere
For sure
And now you want me to wait
Until you finish your chores
And I am taking the bait
So I know more than before
'bout the cool new styles
And now I am watching you shine
I am misbelieving my eyes
I will take the cellphone calls
No more
Oh if I could only
Find my TV guide
I would lay here and
Then we would be together
I will not pay that
I said it to the licence guy
There is no way I will soil our love
I will not pay for your time