Scheiße!
Dieter Bohlen, the blond dork
From modern f**ing talking
A c*nt-hungry German
A horny, drooling dog
He's flirting, dancing and kissing
And his third leg is growing big
Spread 'em, flithy b**h
Here comes the ramming meat log
Once again - he's got it made
Once again - he's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
f**, f**, f** - more, more, more
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing c*nt!
Scheiße! Dieter screams in pain
His f**tool is gushing blood
His once-proud rock hard soldier
Is now an useless eel
But you know you can't
Keep a c*nt-obsessed man down
So Dieter soon returned
With a bo*er of steel
Once again - he's got it made
Once again - he's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
f**, f**, f** - more, more, more
Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole
Broken co*k
But Dieter! You missed the f**ing c*nt!
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k
Broken - broken co*k