I was drinking with my mates one night
Prince Buster & Toots made me feel alright
Wray & Nephew was mixed in my hand
A trip to Skapalooza was planned
Rough & Ready & I want to move
Do the, do The Rowing Boat
Rough & Ready & I want to groove
Step it up and do The Monkey too
Sweet & Dandy when we came to the nightclub
We went to the bar and screamed: BEER!
Dj Rough Nick was skanking as hell
And to the sound of Ska: We started to yell
Rough & Ready & I want to move
Do the, do The Ska again
Rough & Ready & I want to groove
Burn the soles and do The Jerk for me
I'm Dj Rough Nickand I'm here to make you dance
So listen up and hear what I say:
In a Rough & Ready style now
Do The Rowing Boat and hit the floor and step it up
I'm DJ Roughneck and I'm telling you to do The Ska
You do The Jerk, The Ska Quadrille and The Dog for me
Rough & Ready & I want to move
Do the, do The Ska Quadrille
Rough & Ready & I want to groove
Come on Sweetfoot and don't stand still
Step it up and do The Monkey too
Come on Sweetfoot, do The Dog for me
Rough & Ready