The crazy sons of the pioneers
Have everything to fear
Armed to the teeth in backcountry heat
Bunkered down in Idaho
The lazy sons of the pioneers
Have nothing to fear
Cheerleaders and varsity songs
Waxed up, jacked up motor cars-
They tell you that's American
The crazy sons of the pioneers
See beyond the next war
Rations, rifles, lonely brigades
Insanely defending a homemade state-
I tell you that's American!