Stepped on the city bus ‘bout a half past ten
Long day that began I don't know when
Woman with a baby sat across the way
Going somewhere I cannot say
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Who knows where this bus will lead
Just a slice of life at low speed
Steppin' on steppin' off each stop of the way
Just a slice of life on a typical day
Woman and her honey come a stumblin' in
Holding tight to the rail with a sway and a spin
Crazy laughing at his every word
Couldn't care less that everyone heard
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Girl in the corner just shakes her head
Tells the woman to be quiet or she'll wind up dead
Woman yells “kids have no manners these days
If I was your mother you'd have hell to pay.”
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Driver yells “what is all the fuss?
Don't make me stop this bus.”
Woman and the girl throw each other a look
Scared enough I hide behind my book
So the next time you're riding on bus #36
You never know who might be in your mix
Tired folks, wired folks and those in between
You just gotta hope they don't get too mean
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