[Verse 1]
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles ’til the pain went away
[Pre-Chorus]
Whiskey was his friend, he didn’t have another
Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup)
[Chorus]
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I’m like, when you b**h, when you b**h, when you b**h
Counterfeit hypocrite holy sh**
[Verse 2]
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
He downed another bottle ’til the pain went away
[Pre-Chorus]
Whiskey was his friend, he didn’t have another
Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup)
[Chorus x2]
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I’m like, when you b**h, when you b**h, when you b**h
Counterfeit hypocrite holy sh**
[Bridge x4]
Everybody gets high, why the hell can’t I?
(Yup)
[Chorus]
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I’m like, when you b**h, when you b**h, when you b**h
Counterfeit hypocrite holy sh**
[Bridge x4]
Everybody gets high, why the hell can’t I?