Two and two are four Four and four are eight Eight and eight are sixteen Sixteen and sixteen are thirty two Inchworm, Inchworm Measuring the marigold Me a swan? Ah, go on! And he said 'Yes, you're a swan' Take a look at yourself in the lake, and you'll see And he looked, and he saw And he said 'I am a swan! Whee!' I wish I was Danny Kaye Had nice things to say Nothin' to do all day And I wish I was... I wish I was Danny Kaye Had nice things to say Nothin' to do all day And I wish I was... I would scat with...Mr. Satchmo Hang with...Ol' Pinnochio Have a babe in every toy store Have a lot, have some more I wish I was Danny Kaye
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