As the weather pa**ed them by
pundits get on air to cry.
Every weather situation
is likely to change
but pay me to predict it
wrong once again.
New York city
the snow didn't rise
De Blasio is bummed
you can see it in his eyes.
He really desires
to become some ones savior
but he can't even control
his own damn behavior.
Global warming
we need more money
Its too blame
for just the two inches
instead of twenty
snow is costly on our ground
danger, danger, shut the town down
stop the trains, planes automobiles
curfew begins at exactly eleven
break it, to pay into hell
Freed from their heaven.
Don't worry New York city
Government has its eye on the ball
We won't drop it this year
we'll deflate it! YEAH!
rather than fall
add more hot air
and grow some balls
hide behind the dictator
Patriotic traitors
Who's NOW your beck and call.
Now that the storm
has missed it's mark
How much did we lose
on our mal predicted lark
what new scheme and scam
should we now embark.
Bait and switch to fit
Obamnas remarks.