I love the Christ ma**
All year round
Then comes round December
Colored blinking lights
Fond bustling spending on Kinder
Lights shade all that's found
Windows shop galore
Hope someone sees
As they push you to the floor
Santa's clothes used to be browns
Or shades of emerald green
Then long came c**a cola
To pump their drug laced drink
Red sold so much brighter
So color away they did
Have your self the real thing
Addiction saw the big wigs
So it changed in an ad campaign
Virtually overnight
Santa went from brown to red
Blood colored overnight