What a f**ed up world
Or is it my f**ed up head?
The only way you are cool
Is if you're gay or dead
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy
I never get any chicks
But it's better than a gun,
Or a dick in the mouth
Is there any place to be for
A normal straight guy like me?
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy
Maybe I should pierce my bu*t
Or get a few tattoos
Maybe I should wear a dress
Or be a h*mo like you
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy
Yeah, that's right
I'm a straight, normal, girl f**in'
Coffee drinkin'
Titty s**in'
Cigarette smokin'
Seal k**in'
Red neck a** ba*tard from hell