I've been bad all year That's what mommy told me Too many boys, Santa's gunna scold me I should be good, But I'm feeling naughty So baby just get over here And start this party I'll make you skeet like snow As I take off my clothes Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe' You're my s**y little gift And I'll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight I'm staring at the clock Waiting for my Santa co*k In an out my chimney Cause he's been around the block Fancied up his sleigh Santa's getting laid Busting out that leather wipe Now Rudolph wants to join I'll make you skeet like snow As I take off my clothes Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe' You're my s**y little gift And I'll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe As I'm licking on his peppermint I'm gentle with his ornaments Icing on my lips Now it's time to open my present I gotta stop I know I gotta quit it Jesus Christ would you please save me (Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas; You girls have been so good. so.. Where are you shoving that candy cane? Oh it doesn't go in there, What are you guys doing? Stop it now!) Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe' You're my s**y little gift And I'll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe' You're my s**y little gift And I'll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe So baby just get over here And start this party tonight (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe So baby just get over here And start this party tonight