Maybe just because I was newly washed like Brandon Walsh
You took notice of me
You thought I was a rockstar, some gangster or a bowling star
I don't believe you babe
But you, you're not the only one
Who think I am a chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
I took you to the A-house and even to the Punk-Palate
Those trips made you throw up
After a few night I took you to the Home Of Asps
That's where you belong
But you, you're not the only one
Who think I am a chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
You're not the only one
Who think I am a chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
When it comes to you it's hard to have an open mind
So I just have that advice, say...
Papa papa palalala
Papa papa palalala
You, you're not the only one
Who think I am a chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
You're not the only one
Who think I am a chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude, yeah, yeah
Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco
Now that's what I call rude
Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco
He's the man he's the super-dude
Because you, you're not the only one
Who think I am a chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
I'm not you're chiquita dude