[Hook] (x4) Now everybody in the club getting tipsy (Everybody in the club getting tipsy) [Verse 1: Mike Stud] When I used to hit the club, I was left out standing Now I'm in the building and I'm still outstanding This is what it's like when they say he ‘bout to blow up Used to wait in line, now they paying me to show up You now f**ing with the unf**wittable Even the hospital admit it, I'm inimitable And sipping Pina Col at intervals is typical With b**hes on my genitals and Kilmer on the visuals sh** is real homie, we just wanna f** around Hit the local bar, go and get another round And this one's for those who won't doubt me Only person that goes harder than me is Gronkowski Man I raged at Duke, did the same as a Hoya Nice with the bars though, should've been a lawyer I guess it's just the circle of life So turn this sh** up if you thirsty tonight
[Hook] (x4) [Verse 2: Mike Stud] Listen, I'm back again, I got cla** again But not really but I'm about to go on tour so I'm crashing in f** is happening, you know I brought my party hat Call Jagged Edge, where the f** the party at? Somebody tried to stop me taking shots just like I'm Rocky Got a hottie trying to ride me like a f**ing Kawasaki Vroom, got these girls going buck wild I got booty calls homie you get bu*t dials Wow, real talk I don't need to lie She brought a box to my door like a pizza guy Uh, I'm just a dude with some bad habits Twitter now a day's a room full of mad rappers Trying to count up all my youtube hits Probably mad cause your chick about youtube this, b**h sh** I'm doing what I'm supposed to do To all my people in the club here is a toast to you [Hook] (x4)