[Intro: Dan Deacon]
Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons... Mr. Balloon Hands
[Verse 1]
I got cities to see, I got parties to throw
I'm getting closer, started over now I'm starting to blow
And I got plenty of women sitting in my condominium
You can kick it for a minute b**h but you're only visiting
I got people to meet, I got places to go
I'm just living, watch me get it, I ain't taking it slow
And now that radio started playing me so
Oh, what a feeling, made a million
Took a minute b**h but now I'm in the building goin' up
I'm goin' up, hey (x3)
[Hook]
I got all my liquor poured up way before we showed up
b**h, I'm going up
They had all my liquor poured up way before we showed up
b**h, we're going up
[Verse 2]
I got money to make, I got deals on the line
Clothing sh**, that touring sh**, b**h I'm already on
Yeah I'm up next, believe that, said that sh** then I mean that
Now I'm up in the hills, f** how you feel
She got a man but I'm f**ing her still
I'm on, ho
Made a k**ing off of living how I wanted
Just a kid in the beginning
Sitting in front of the television wishing to be on it
Now I'm on it, shutting it down
Work through the night so they f** with the sound
Bobbin' and weavin', I'm hardly asleep
And the b**hes go out when we come to they town
Tonight was just lovely, both my pickups for 20
One's a junior who studies, the other one was the money
And I'm gone, speeding around and I'm swervin'
f**in' puttin' that work in, now I'm seeing the curtains goin' up
I'm goin' up (x3)
[Hook]
[Outro: Dan Deacon]
Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons... Mr. Balloon Hands. Drinking out of cups. Being a b**h