[Intro]
Its Chris Webby, yeah
Asher Roth ain't the only college boy on this rapping sh**
And I love college too, sh**, heh
[Hook 1]
That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered
But I took a Xany, and shots of Soco so it's whatever
Roll my blunts and pop my E
Now chug that 40 just like me
Pa** out at 6, wake up at 3
Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college
[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
I love college even more than Asher
Different chick every other night come home plastered
Somehow pa** cla** and twist blunts after
I'm Hofstra's top dog and homecourt rapper
Fitted pointed backwards, spittin' that fire
The sh** on campus b**h ask Van Wilder
Don't need a reminder to party everyday
Cause I'm an alcoholic, I remember anyway
I've been drunk since 12, mothaf** a drinkin' age
Walk in a liquor store, take my wallet out to pay
Clerk tellin' me I'm not who I say I be
Even though it says I'm Spanish on my fake ID
[Hook]
That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered
But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever
Roll my blunts and pop my E
Now chug that 40 just like me
Pa** out at 6, wake up at 3
Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college
And I love boozin', and I love b**hes, I love college
[Verse 2: Chris Webby]
They say d** make you dumb, but I don't think they do
Last semester, I pulled a f**in' 3.2
When I wakeup's, the only time I'm sober enough
To do homework unless I'm hungover as f**
And still there ain't even a teacher that can hold me
Go to cla** blunted, lookin' somethin' like Spicoli
Or I just pull a Ferris Bueler, skip the whole day
I'm just here for the party and I hope that's okay
But there's no way to stop me, this soph*more's a monster
Even though I'll end up doin' 6 years at Hofstra
Sit back, sippin' on a beer with a mic
Knowing these are gonna be the best years of my life, right?
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Chris Webby]
I'm a flip-cup phenomenon, beer pong pro
Hit all 10 in a row with my f**in' eyes closed
A little bend of the knees and a flick of the wrist
Have you chuggin' every second while I'm sippin' my sh**
Dutch Master always full of some ridiculous piff
That got me twisted like a licorice stick
Listen to this, my time is never wasted cause I'm always wasted
I f**in' love college, that's all I can say kid
[Hook]