[Intro]
Yeah! It's Chris Webby
Up in Webster's Laboratory right now, you know
Just cooking some sh** up!
As I said, bars for days
Let's go
[Verse 1]
First of all, shout to Chiddy Bang yo
But it's Webby and I still be Off The Chain, so
I'll get your girl and do what you seeing on Bang Bros
Stacking YouTube hits like a double rainbow
So fresh, got a Old Spice old feel
Tryna stay on course like a boat's keel
They wanna know how I be k**in' it with no deal
And got the game mapped out, Michael Scofield
No prison break, get up here and renovate
Every venue that I'm hittin' up in every state
Twist a zig-zag then I levitate
Webby been bad, professor Snape
I'm like Manny Pacquiao times four
Hyping up the crowd when I'm out on tour
I need a dollar like I told you before
So I could cop an Arnold Palmer when I'm hittin' the store
Encore, I used to pop pills, always puffin' bud
I think I'm still rollin', Team Pup N' Suds
Now I'm going big time and I'm lovin' this
When I step in, dudes better cuff your chick
I don't speak game, I say a couple words
Next thing you know we're both under the comforter
In the comfort of my hotel suite
Having sloppy drunk s** and forget 'em by next week
I'm a beast, reppin' Connecticut like a husky
CT swag, everybody here loves me
Got a stainless steel flow, never spit it rusty
Running sh** like Nucky, trust me
Name buzzin' all over the f**in' country
Shout to my ninjas and everybody who bumps me
So just feed me beats, I got the munchies
Nothing better than an instrumental when I'm hungry
The illest thing that ever hit pro tools
I'm 1-51, they just O'Doules
Live by no rules, no one's stoppin' me
They say Webby rocks, Geology
Even haters gotta bump my sh**
So what, thanks for the YouTube hits you dumb b**h
Put me in the mix, I'ma be the last spittin'
I'm a tiger, y'all domesticated cat, kitten
You'll get smacked kitten, left there with your cash missin'
It's a fact, listen, I'll be on a track rippin'
Haters crack jokes, I just laugh with ‘em
And get loud, like Waka Flocka ad-libing
Spit venom out, every time I rap rhythms
Webby's the deadliest catch, I'm goin' crab fishin'
Teachin' hip-hop 101, so take notes
Bring it back, mu'f**er I'm done