[Verse 1]
DOOM get through with the dude off CHiPs
Then move switch he chewed off strips of a blue witch
Danger make ’em groove off a glitch
Major boo booty twitch end up crude rich b---h
Always wanted to say that
Ever since the days of hallways torn the stray cat
The one he often frequently slapped around
All the while waited and graduated cap and gown
Hated the rap sound, debated the crap
Until he felt he had it mapped down
Enough to have the game trapped and bound
Scratching the crown was the manes and lames who reacted noun
Or verb for that matter
Had no data for a herb who chat chatter
Oh, Erik Estrada
Fat rat, the mask made ’em as batty as a mad hatter
[Verse 2]
Known for his absurd word choices
How will they ignore you if you ask him if he heard voices
Look, the energy is crazy
Far as he was concerned the enemy was lazy
Ahem, your attention please
Freeze, he came to seize the free cheese
Before he flees to Belize
In case you forgot to mention, squeeze these
Just keep it on a need to know basis
They knew he was a negro so no need to show faces
Back in the days with no laces
On a slow pace they used to say he might go places
Ehh, whatever their case is
The card he played was ace of spades with no races
A spastic, some called loony
When he spit a tune sarcastic as Paul Mooney