[Verse 1: Mr. B] Yeah It's Mr. B welcome to my black Bar Mitzvah Looking so prestigious so the hoes they call me mista Listen to electronica Blow me like harmonica Nine hoes by my side like candles up on Hanukkah Wired like some cable Yeah you know your boy he able Steal your b**h up from my cradle Cause my rims, they spin like dreidels Better yet I'm just a bad guy Fresher than a rabbi Taking every n***a b**h and leave them with a sad eye My game she about to crave it A memory bank to save it So I gave that hoe six pointers like the damn Star of David Money on my mind so the b**h she need to pay me Frugal like a Jew so even pennies need to pay me Weed looking fluffy like the fur of co*ker Spaniels She in a den of lions so she feeling like she's Daniel b**h can't deny it she was dragged in by my aura Now we f** reverse it's like I'm reading from the Torah [Hook: Ruben Slikk] A n***a getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov Yeah she s**ed my dick but I didn't kiss her Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor Used to f** with doja but the yola jump quicker [Verse 2: Ruben Slikk] Y'all n***as bread unrisen like Matzah Gotcha, b**h slurping my dick like it's some pasta Dread headed n***a blowing trees like a Rasta Taking y'all to school and y'all ain't even on the roster Fire a** trees like there's horse radish in the blunt Big black dick, what these Jewish b**hes really want And a n***a circumcised Chop that dick like Willie Wonka And my dick is circumcised Chop that dick like Willie Wonka Pradas on my feet b**h welcome to the temple
Inject the game in between your b**h's temples Pimp sh**, rolling on them beans no lentils Make your main b**h eat a dick with no utensils Miami n***a make the Jewish p**y pay the piper Make the p**y open wide Let my dick say "?" Jelly rolled ? coat with nuts cause I bust a nut On the face of a JAP hoe yeah a Jewish s*ut [Hook: Ruben Slikk] A n***a getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov Yeah she s**ed my dick but I didn't kiss her Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor Used to f** with doja but the yola jump quicker [Verse 3: Lofty 305] It's a n***a's Mitzvah Base head Yamaka Talkin in this party to a b**h named Monica Excuse me Mr. Officer what the f** you hating for I ain't got no c**aina what the f** you take me for A prisoner? A criminal? All that sh** subliminal Vibing with my white b**h listening to minimal And please take this as literal Your wife is looking titty-full All up in her ear and she said your dick is pitiful It's critical I'm witty man Never living sh**ty man Miami my city man I won't pimp on anything I need aristocratic, b**hes automatic Money in my pocket through the ceiling in the attic f*ggot a** n***as get split call me Moses When I got that chopper in my hands I be posing Metro Zu be my people man we chosen Green ice grill looking rotten and frozen [Hook: Ruben Slikk] A n***a getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov Yeah she s**ed my dick but I didn't kiss her Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor Used to f** with doja but the yola jump quicker