Hershey, PA three miles near Empty a**urance, nothing to fear The nuke is down Poisoned the ground Hush it quick The cows are sick And there's nothing like the face of a kid Eating a radioactive chocolate bar Forever and ever Radioactive chocolate forever and ever Poisonous fish, poisonous rivers
Cancerous kidneys, stomachs and livers They don't give a f** Just wanna make a buck Radioactive chocolate forever and ever Buy American, buy Hershey They'll sell you d**h With no mercy They're gonna gain their wealth And risk your health Radioactive chocolate forever and ever