My family is a little weird Daddy wears a dress Mommy grows a beard All our neighbors complain all the time Really don't understand my kind Little brother was thrown out of school Drownin' kiddies in the kiddie pool Big brother lives in city jail Mom and dad won't pay his bail
Big sister complains all the time She's hooked on barbs and wine All my aunts are lying who*es All my uncles are drinking bores Grandma sells dope to high school kids Grandpa don't care, his mind's on the skids No one seems to understand Not sure if I'm a woman or a man